Weird Shit Happens.

First, all hail the Fried Bologna Sandwich. Weird? Maybe. Tastey? Hell yeah, and don't knock it till ya try it. Simple as this: butter hot pan, fry bologna, add fried bologna & spicy mustard to white bread. Eat. Ok, enough of that. Weird is waking up with a pulled ab muscle. Thats what it feels like. Lower left side. Hurts to stretch right. Ok, thats weird, huh? Nope. Weird is finding out, 10 hours later, your Mother woke up with the same exact feeling, that hurts the same way in the same place. Me and my Mother are close, but we no longer room together, so sympathy pains, especially 1008 miles apart, is fuckin' weird.