Junk Day Cometh

Today is yard sale day, or as it said on one of the signs (i swear on my godhood, i read this in my neighborhood) "Yad Sale". They write like they talk down here, and they talk like the uneducated, inbred, toothless sons of bitches they are. Today was a day of junk and treasure, I found an ergonomic keyboard, a few interesting CDs, and a few comics. The seller didnt know what they had, and far be it for me to tell them. A fool and his money are soon parted. Now some of you who know me well, read that and say sure buy it and save it, what good? But, much to thier surprise, I plan to sell them. You see, I have no interest in any of the heroes or storylines in any of said comics, and they are all first issues. The least valueable is worth what I paid for the stack of 30-something. So I may have a computer sooner then I expected. They're worth a new 24" lcd HiDef Widescreen Monitor. Or at least a 20" Flat panel. I'd be happy with either, i'm not a needy Deity. With that, I take my leave.