Weird Shit Happens.

First, all hail the Fried Bologna Sandwich. Weird? Maybe. Tastey? Hell yeah, and don't knock it till ya try it. Simple as this: butter hot pan, fry bologna, add fried bologna & spicy mustard to white bread. Eat. Ok, enough of that. Weird is waking up with a pulled ab muscle. Thats what it feels like. Lower left side. Hurts to stretch right. Ok, thats weird, huh? Nope. Weird is finding out, 10 hours later, your Mother woke up with the same exact feeling, that hurts the same way in the same place. Me and my Mother are close, but we no longer room together, so sympathy pains, especially 1008 miles apart, is fuckin' weird.

It's a small bus after all.

This past week I spent in Disney world, with four of my closest friends. I wouldn't have spent it any other way, if I had the chance. We ate Moroccan, French, Italian, Mexican and Surf & Turf. I drank a British beer...piss water (it was even yellow).
I went down my first enclosed water slide, and the only thing I can compare it to was entering light speed. Hundreds of pin pricks of light, coming in through the bolt holes, racing past my face as I sped out of control, in the pitch black. Fuckin' Awesome.
We had an impromtu sing-a-long on a bus ride between two parks. Disney themes, show tunes, and a rousing three verses of bye bye miss american pie, which was joined in by the front half of the bus. Our driver was cool enough (and amused enough) to open his dispatch mike and send us out live over the CB radio to all the other disney buses. We received a standing ovation at the bus stop. I'm proud.
But, shortly after returning home I remembered how boring this town is and how much I missed my friends, and of course the fact that they were now, and again, over 1000 miles away. My birthday was uneventful. I read most of the day. Made a special dinner for myself consisting of country fried pork cutlets, biscuts and gravy. Felt my heart clogging from all the pork, fat, and carbs. Then I went to bed early.

To Broadway, Ally Cat, A-Jizzle and Whosey Whatsis,
I miss you all so much it hurts. I love you guys. Thank you for everything.